Priest: “You need to join the Army of the Lord!”
Layman: “I’m already in the Army of the Lord, Father.”
Priest: “How come I don’t see you except at Christmas and Easter?”
Layman: *whispers* “I’m in the secret service.”
Priest: “You need to join the Army of the Lord!”
Layman: “I’m already in the Army of the Lord, Father.”
Priest: “How come I don’t see you except at Christmas and Easter?”
Layman: *whispers* “I’m in the secret service.”